You know how in the movies..
…A guy comes to a girl’s window at night and tells her to come outside for one more kiss?
I lived it five minutes ago. Well, almost.
You see, my house has an alarm system because my mom is a paranoid bitch. If I opened my door to go outside, even for a second, the alarm goes off. If I turn the alarm off, the beeping that the buttons on the keypad would make is so loud that my mom would hear me.
Movies give me false hope.